By Emeralda and Cheesedemon
CHARACTER ACTIONS:
Fei has a flashback: 1 drink
Citan goes into a long unnecessary explanation or a long one-winded conversation that no one wants to hear about: 1 drink
Citan's voice actor sounds like a weenie: 2 drinks
Bart tries to act macho: 1 drink
Bart shows his sensitive side: 2 drinks
Elly martyrs herself for no good reason: 1 drink if on Disc 2, 3 if on Disc 1
Grahf offers someone the power: 2 drinks
Grahf offers someone the pickles: Either your Playstation has overheated and is malfunctioning, or you have been playing the Drinking Game a bit tooo long.
Emeralda calls Fei "Kim": 1 drink
Emeralda abruptly changes her sentance structures: 2 drinks
Chu-Chu hits on Fei: 2 drinks
Margie acts ten years younger than her actual age: 1 drink
Id appears: 2 drinks
Id's gear appears: 3 drinks
Hammer refers to someone as "bro": 1 drink
Big Joe appears: 2 drinks
Dominia acts like a bitch: 1 drink
Seraphita mispronounces a word and acts like a ditz about it: 2 drinks
Ramsus is referred to as "trash" or "garbage": 1 drink
Miang appears: All players must throw something at the screen. Anyone who misses must consume an entire beverage.
Midori says something: 2 drinks
Midori says something she should have no way of knowing but turns out to be correct: 3 drinks
Primera says something: Entire beverage
The Captain of the Thames refers to "Men... of the sea!": All players must go through the motions with him and drink an entire beverage afterwards. (hey, just like the men of the sea...)
GENERIC CHARACTER ACTIONS:
A character appears in less than their normal clothing: 2 drinks (Exception is when Ramsus appears in his Speedo, in which case all players must stick their fingers down their throats and make gagging noises.)
Someone has a dream or flashback: 1 drink
A kid acts cute: 1 drink
A kid does NOT act cute (exception: Maria): 3 drinks
Someone refers to Bart as "young master": 1 drink
Someone refers to Bart and Margie getting married: All players must make gagging noises before taking a drink.
A relationship is implied to exist between two characters: 2 drinks
The characters are of the same sex: 3 drinks
Two characters have sex: Entire beverage
BATTLES:
Fight with the Elements: 2 drinks
Fight with those wusses from Gebler: 2 drinks
Fight with Redrum: All players must yell "Heeeere's Johnny!" before taking a drink.
A rigged fight takes place: Drink continuously until you lose the battle. (Exception: battles with Wiseman)
A Gear is used which is only playable once (i.e. the Yggdrasil IV, Bart's crewmembers): 1 drink for each time the Gear attacks.
Elly tries to use an Ether attack and "fails": All characters must throw something at the screen before taking a drink. (Do not, however, throw things at Elly. ^^;;)
PLOT POINTS/DIALOGUE:
Someone's life is in danger or a city is threatened and the characters somehow manage to find time for a five-minute argument or soul-searching conversation before coming to the rescue: 2 drinks
Siebzehn is misspelled: 1 drink
A reference to popular culture (i.e. "Star Trech") is made: 2 drinks
A reference to the Soylent System is made: All players must yell "Soylent Green is PEOPLE!" before taking a drink.
A character talks outside of an FMV: 2 drinks
On Disc 2, we just get to hear about an important plot event instead of playing through it: 1 drink
The swinging cross appears: 1 drink
One of Fei or Elly's past lives is shown: 2 drinks
A completely useless item which cannot be used and just takes up inventory space is acquired: 1 drink
A scene takes place in a room with continuous annoying background noises: 2 drinks
A village or city is destroyed: Entire beverage
A bearcow appears: All players must moo/growl before taking a drink.
Food can be ordered/eaten: 1 drink
The food causes you to gain/lose weight: 2 drinks
The food has an additional effect: 2 drinks
The food is Soylent: See rules for "Soylent System.